Frequently Asked Questions (UPDATED)
What are the Scrillas?
The Scrillas are a group of dedicated and hard-playing students at
the University of Maryland, College Park. We are known for doing things and saying things. Generally, the
Scrillas participate in many muldible shenanigans for their own amusement. We are the wave of the future, or at
least the cause of the future's inability to speak correctly.
Where is The Scrillas Inc. located?
The Scrillas Inc. is currently headquartered at THIH
although there are several alternate, though equally vital, locations. These locations include Courtyards Retirement
Home and that one Jewish Fraternity. During the monthly internet outage at THIH, The Scrillas Inc. headquarters
is relocated to the Jasmin Lab, business hours continue as usual. A full listing of locations and business hours
will be forthcoming.
What content will be located on this site?
TheScrillas.com, the official website of The
Scrillas Inc. will contain important information about each individual Scrilla, directions for contacting
The Scrillas Inc., a guide for communicating with and understanding a Scrilla and a geographical plot of important
Scrilla locations, along with many vitally important pieces of Scrilla genius in digital format.
What should I do to support the Scrillas?
Please become a fan of the Scrillas on Facebook.
This is an important part of our overarching goal to have 33 fans on Facebook. The Scrillas page is located
here.
By signing up to be a fan of the Scrillas you can receive exclusive invitations to Scrilla events and information
on new Scrilla activities.
Are the Scrillas looking for new members? Can I join?
We are always looking for those who appear to
be made of Scrilla material; however, the chances that you fall into this category is highly unlikely.
Membership in the Scrillas requires one to undergo our rigorous training program
that includes (but is not limited to) attending fests, having a nickname, participating in shenanigans,
and becoming more ridiculous. It may also be manditory for a candidate to coin his or her own phrase.
However, as we are not striving to be exclusive at all, we invite all but three of you to join us in our
business meetings and various public activities at your leisure.
I love your jams! Can you help me to improve my taste in music?
Yes, for a nominal fee, the Scrilla of
your choosing will make you a personalized mix CD featuring some of his favorite songs. To facilitate the
choosing of songs that will be both Scrilla approved and to your liking, you may be required to fill out a
short questionaire.
How do I download scrotum.jpeg?
In order to download the scrotum.jpeg image for your favorite Scrilla
please click here. Thank you.
Where is the pretzel money? When are we going to get the pretzel money? When are the pancakes coming in the mail?
[no answer submitted]
When is the pudding coming in the mail?
Apparently on Friday morning sometime.
When will this site be fully functional?
Due to extremely high levels of business, The Scrillas Inc. is
experiencing slight delays in the completion of this site. With the present conditions, the website should be ready
for release during Q3 2009.